2 snakes OrochiXKabuto - Yaoi

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WARNING CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT!
WARNING CONTAINS YAOI! GUY ON GUY SEX INCLUDED!


Kabuto stumbled along the hallway, using the wall to stay on his feet, if anyone was watching they would say he was pretty damn drunk, and Orochimaru was always watching. Kabuto had emptied 15 cans of beer already, finally able to get away from the party with the information he had gathered. All of Akatasuki gathered on the same spot, for a party none the less, it was a goldmine of information, but he couldn’t just stand in a corner and take notes, they would have discovered that in seconds. So instead he had been the life of the party: drinking from the first second to get the party started and it had worked, he had seemed harmless and drunk. Kabuto had used his healing jutsu to destroy the alcohol in his blood as the evening went on, no one had noticed, of course they hadn’t, Kabuto had stayed in Konoha as a spy for years without being discovered, when it came to secrets and lies he was about as good as one could get. So he had faked his drunkenness while he gathered information all night, now finally retreating from the party with the proclamation that he would go “drain the sea monster”. Kabuto had already planned what to do next; he would find some strange place to sleep through the night, and make it look like he had simply collapsed there after having peed, not unusual after a night of drinking like that.

“Kabuto”

Kabuto didn’t freeze, he knew exactly who was calling and what that meant to his plans, but a drunken man doesn’t freeze. Kabuto stumbled around himself to take a look at the newcomer.

“Orochimaru!” Kabuto shouted in happiness as he got a look at the newcomer walking towards him. “Out to drain the sea monster too? Wait a minute, I guess that would be draining the ‘snake’ for you wouldn’t it?” Kabuto said laughing at his own joke and putting his arm around Orochimarus neck as he got close.

Orochimaru didn’t answer; he just dragged Kabuto along the hallway with a grim smile on his face. Kabuto was singing some random song to cover up his thinking: where was Orochimaru taking him and how would it affect his plan?

Kabuto’s first question was answered as Orochimaru opened one of the doors in the hallway and threw Kabuto on the room’s bed. Akatsuki had cleared out the hotel for all unwelcome guests before starting their party, so whoever used to use this room was ‘not around’ anymore. Kabuto took quick note of the room, it was a girls room, that much was sure, the bed sheets and pillows were all pink and filled with heart patterns.

“Do you have any more beer?” Kabuto asked letting out a large burp, as Orochimaru produced a six-pack of the stuff out of nowhere. Kabuto downed half a can as Orochimaru sat down next to him. “You know…” Kabuto said as his jutsu took care of the alcohol. “You are one hell of a boss you know that?” Kabuto put his arm around Orochimarus neck again, but this time his hand accidentally slipped inside the Orochimarus shirt. Kabuto didn’t tense up, drunk Kabuto wouldn’t be annoyed, drunk Kabuto would go ahead, so Kabuto had to go ahead as well. “Like the best boss ever!” Kabuto said, spilling a bit of beer and running his hand over Orochimarus chest beneath the shirt. “You know I had this boss in Konoha. She would always talk about doing all sorts of stuff. Like one time she said she would propose to the one she loved, but she never got around to it you know? And that is what I like about you.” Kabuto said, underlining his point by poking Orochimaru with his beer very seriously, before emptying it in one go and throwing the can away. “You always just do exactly what you want; you don’t hesitate at all, you just do stuff!” Kabuto tried to poke Orochimaru again but realized that he couldn’t move his arm. Bite marks, his brain noticed, a localized immobilizing poison perhaps, but to what end? “Heh” he said, keeping the drunk façade up was the most important thing of all. “I think my arm is asleep.” He giggled as he realized that he couldn’t move his other arm either. Kabuto felt a snake slither its way around him as finally appeared in his field of vision and came to a halt on his lap. It wasn’t a large snake, but it was big enough, and its real danger came from its poison that had already immobilized his arms. Kabuto realized that he might as well be drunk, with the poison in his blood he was completely helpless, a fact that was demonstrated as Orochimaru removed Kabutos arm from his chest and pushed Kabuto down on the bed. “What exactly are you doing?” Kabuto laughed, his mind racing in fear. Orochimaru didn’t answer, just smiled grimly and pulled off Kabutos pants. “Oi Oi! What are you-” Kabutos mouth suddenly became filled as the snake slithered into his mouth effectively gagging him. The snakes quickly caught Kabutos tongue and kept it in a gentle grip in its mouth, its fangs almost piercing his tongue. Kabuto didn’t dare to move as Orochimaru pulled down his own pants, the snakes poison was powerful who knew what damage it could do so close to the brain.

He was helpless as Orochimaru smiled the most devious of smiles and lifted Kabutos legs high into the air, giving him free access to Kabuto’s ass. Kabuto knew what was coming but he couldn’t do anything to prevent it, as the snake was still clutching his tongue between its fangs. It only took Orochimaru one thrust to penetrate Kabuto with his full 7 inches into him. Kabuto would have screamed in pain if he wasn’t so afraid of the snake in his mouth. Kabuto felt his eyes water from the pain as Orochimaru began to relentlessly pump in and out of Kabutos ass, it hurt him so bad he could barely describe it. He could feel his sphincter being stretched to the breaking point as Orochimaru pumped in and out of Kabuto’s completely unlubricated asshole. Orochimaru suddenly stopped thrusting and Kabuto slowly opened his eyes that had been closed in pain up to this point, and quickly saw exactly why Orochimaru had stopped: he was holding a snake dangling from his hand, Kabuto recognized it as an African egg eating snake, a species without fangs, what on earth did he want with that? With yet another smile Orochimaru lowered the snake down, its jaws dislocating as it grasped over Kabutos dick with surprising ease. Kabuto could feel it taking him in all the way to the root, these snakes used powerful muscles throughout their body to crack eggs and mash them as they traveled through the body. It was these powerful muscles that now started working on Kabutos dick, the muscles sweeping retraction pattern would usually force food down the snake’s body, but on Kabuto it felt like the snake was milking his cock. It felt incredible; he hardly even noticed that Orochimaru began to thrust into him again. But he no longer cared, the snake in his mouths nimble tongue was sweeping all over Kabutos tongue a sensation that was simply indescribable and the milking of his dick made his conscience mind disappear in a daze of lust and arousal. It wasn’t long before he came, he screamed, not caring about the snake in his mouth as he pumped his sperm into the snake. As he climaxed his anal muscle retracted and the tight fit for Orochimaru’s cock in Kabutos became even tighter and with only two more thrusts he emptied his load deep inside Kabuto.

Kabuto lay dishonored on the bed as Orochimaru pulled his pants up again, the snake in his mouth was still threateningly close to puncturing his tongue with its poisonous, and the other was still working away on Kabutos dick, making sure it didn’t lose its hardness for a second. Orochimaru left the room without a word, leaving Kabuto on the bed immobile, he could feel everything, from the bed beneath him to the air flowing in through the open door, but the poison that had affected his arms now affected his entire body. He was completely immobilized, he couldn’t move or cover himself up, he would have to lie in that position till the poison wore off, and that could take days. He would have to lie there on pink bed sheets and heart patterned pillows, with one snake in his mouth, another sucking on his dick and Orochimaru’s semen dripping from his exposed asshole.


Artist comments:
First of all: I didnt steal the preview image! Okay maybe I kind of
The picture is made by SetoKaibaBlue-Eyes and I am stealing it because I made this for SetoKaibaBlue-Eyes on her (kind of) request. I hope she like it and that she dont mind I stole her picture =P, I know I had a blast writing this, was laughing my ass off half the time XD

Writing about a drunk guy isnt easy, writing about a really smart guy pretending to be drunk isnt easy either. But I think I did a decent job. Gotta admit though, never would had thought of this pairing myself, not in a million lifetimes.

Did anyone get the double meaning of the title? I thought that was pretty clever, but it is 3 am, so it probably wasnt very clever.

Anyway: I hope you like it, I know I had fun writing it :D
One last thing: if you at any point felt just the sligtest bit aroused or felt something tickle or (for the guys) grow in your pants; please tell me. Not in a comment if you dont want to, but send me a not please. I just want to know if someone actually get just the slightest bit turned on by something I write. I think that would be awesome, and I would know that I hadnt wasted 5 hours of writing.

Anyway: Comment plz :D


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