NEVER!

Jeg fik ideen til den her fra en webcomic, jeg kan bare ikke finde den længere :P

Apropo Webcommics så gør jer selv den tjeneste at læse Inverloch. Det er en afsluttet webcommic der er medrivende spænende og frem for alt fantastisk sørgelig. Selv jeg, og jeg er fandme et stoneface når det kommer til den slags, jeg var tæt på at knibe en tårer i slutningen. Inverloch kan findes HER:
Inverloch
Forfatteren er også begyndt på en ny god historie den er også super fed, den hedder Phoenix requiem og den kan læses her:The Phoenix requiem

NEVER!

They woke me up before 10 am, NEVER wake me before 10 am!

I was having a great and possibly perverted dream when they woke me, NEVER wake me before 10 am in the middle of a great and possibly perverted dream!

The damn doorbell kept ringing as I got out of the bed, NEVER wake me before 10 am in the middle of a great and possibly perverted dream forcing me to get out of the bed!

I knocked my head against the door as I hurried to the main door, NEVER wake me before 10 am in the middle of a great and possibly perverted dream forcing me to get out of the bed knocking my head against the door!

I have a headache as I open the door, NEVER wake me before 10 am in the middle of a great and possibly perverted dream forcing me to get out of the bed knocking my head against the door, while I have a headache!

In front of my door I saw two people in black clothe, NEVER wake me before 10 am in the middle of a great and possibly perverted dream forcing me to get out of the bed knocking my head against the door, while I have a headache, standing in front of my door wearing black clothe!

One of them is holding a bible the other a brochure from Jehovahs witnesses, NEVER wake me before 10 am in the middle of a great and possibly perverted dream forcing me to get out of the bed knocking my head against the door while I have a headache, standing in front of my door wearing black clothe, a bible and a brochure from Jehovahs witnesses!

The one with the Bible looks at me with forgiving eyes before speaking, NEVER wake me before 10 am in the middle of a great and possibly perverted dream forcing me to get out of the bed knocking my head against the door while I have a headache, standing in front of my door wearing black clothe, a bible and a brochure from Jehovahs witnesses only to look at me with forgiving eyes before speaking!

He started speaking about salvation, NEVER wake me before 10 am in the middle of a great and possibly perverted dream forcing me to get out of the bed knocking my head against the door while I have a headache, standing in front of my door wearing black clothe, a bible and a brochure from Jehovahs witnesses only to look at me with forgiving eyes before speaking about salvation!

Because if you do, THIS is how I will reply: “I do not believe in salvation,” I will say as I reach for my shotgun: “I believe in the right to bear arms and pleading insanity in the moment of the crime!”